Covid – Why Is No One Asking The Big Question?

After a couple of emails asking me to continue the blog, I realized maybe I do have other, if not fans at least readers, so maybe Slightly needs to stay a while.

So let me ask you, why isn’t anyone asking the big question on Covid?

Don’t get me wrong, I firmly believe Covid is real and that it is killing thousands of people. I don’t believe the numbers the CDC is throwing out as I think it’s a lot of scare tactics. People are asking how did it spread so fast? How come almost 2 years later we are no closer to resolving it? Why is our government blowing the infection rate and death rate grossly out of proportion? There are lot of ways to answer all of that but still no one is asking the biggest question.

We’re told this disease some how got out of a research lab in China. China claims the US brought the virus to China during some military exercise. By the way the CHinese official that suggested that has since been fired and disappeared. Still no one is asking – WHY THE HELL WAS ANYONE DEVELOPING THIS VIRUS IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Regardless of where it came from why was something like this in development? We had the same issue the the SARS virus. It “escaped” a lab an one one asked why it was being developed. Ebola and the Aids virus both originated from some obscure village in Africa and no one wonders about that? Well I’m going to give you my opinion. It’s population control and government control, plain and simple. I believe Aids was a test run that resulted in developing viruses with faster acting spread and deadlier results.

This “virus” has crippled the economy of country after country. This “virus” has put more Americans out of work and living on government money than any other time in our history. The government even came up with programs to pay you NOT to work which results in the closure of small businesses across the country. PEOPLE WAKE UP. The more you depend on the government to clothe and feed you, the more the government controls what you believe, what you think and what you’re allowed to do. Stay in line or those government paychecks stop.

They come up with vaccines and people jump to get them never asking about the risks. People line up to get vaccines with no info on how long they last then walk around thinking hey look this was all free. With our government nothing is free. You get free tests, free vaccines, hospitals get millions in federal dollars to treat Covid patients and no one asks why. The government (meaning the taxpayers) will even pay for your funeral up to $8-9,000 if you die of Covid. EVER HEAR OF BLOOD MONEY?

It’s when a person, company, government, etc. knows they caused a situation, intentionally or accidentally, and pays you to forget they caused it. All the while no one notices every time the government makes another major fuck up the news of Covid spirals again. You hear Covid numbers are dropping then Biden makes another major mistake or screws over the people and damn we have a new strain of Covid. No one but me finds this suspicious? No one is noticing this but Slightly? That is itself scares the hell out of me.

More than the government controlling you thru money, I think it has a lot to do with population control. One scientist that has since disappeared, claimed to be a federal employee and said her lab has been studying ways to control the population for decades. Ever hear about that government agency> Yeah me neither.

Has anyone noticed the people dying from Covid are the elderly, the frail, the sick and the ones with underlying health issues? Better brush up on your history books and quickly. There was another world leader in the 30’s that wanted to build a better race. Wanted to get rid of the sick, frail and anyone he deemed inferior. Are we headed there again? WAKE UP PEOPLE. If you think that couldn’t happen in the day and age or that couldn’t happen in the US, you’re stupid or naive.

Peace out fellow guinea pigs. Signed Slightly (signedslightly@gmail.com)

Good Bye and Good Night

I started this blog after talking to a friend and follower on another blog about the bizarre things that happen in life and usually on a daily basis or sometimes just crazy ideas we happened to encounter.

Each time something crazy happened, I had some insane thought or she’d email me a blog idea, I was excited to write about it and wait for her utterly true and usually very insightful comment. The highlight of each blog was waiting to see what she thought of the new one. You have likely seen her comments under the name J Hot.

J Hot passed away September 15, 2021 and I will forever miss her. She was my biggest fan. I’ve lost interest in continuing here as she’s not there to bounce ideas off of and cheer me on so I am closing my blog. I will leave what is here online for anyone that wanders across it to read and know what an inspiration she was.

Remember there will always be people in your life that suffer from LMC (see prior article) and will drive you to drink or kill them, one or the other. Each time this happens I will stop myself, ask what would J Hot do, and that will likely prompt me to wish them a happy life or say have a great day muffin. I will miss her emails.

Good bye and good night fellow Americans. Signed Slightly.

Menstrual Sponges

Well, this is a first for Slightly. A reader sent me an article and the title was so bizarre, I couldn’t help but read it. We all know Slightly will discuss nearly any subject so here we go. If you haven’t heard of these things, you are not alone.

Slightly isn’t ignorant to the inner workings of women’s bodies, but I will say I have never heard of menstrual sponges so I was intrigued. Ok, maybe a little creeped out is a better description. Apparently they are similar to a tampon ) yes I know what those are and what they are for) but they are washable and reusable. Hmmm, no?

But, before you go sticking these things up your vag, you must first decide if you want a sea sponge or a factory created sponge. Should I have use of these I will say, neither really appeals to me. I keep thinking about putting the sea sponge inside yourself and have to wonder, how well was it processed? Are you inserting sand up there as well? No matter what kinda kinky sex you like, sand is likely not in the plan. Your partner is gonna ask some serious questions next time your humping between the sheets and sand envelopes his manhood. Well he will after he stops screaming.

Now that my brain has pictured how you’ve managed to get this sponge up your crack, you will need to get it out. Bearing in mind I’m no expert, I’m thinking this isn’t something you should be doing in a public restroom unless you’re trying to create the look of a hideous crime scene. I’m picturing yanking the creature out and blood flowing like the Nile. Might I suggest you only do this in the privacy of your own bathroom and probably when no one might accidently open the door. This could cause a husband to stroke out or immediately dial 911, seriously. Then you need to wash it before reuse. Again, no.

I gotta say the whole idea sounds fishy to me, yes every possible pun intended. Ladies just buy a tampon or reusable pad. That innocent sea creature did nothing to you to deserve spending eternity stuffed up a twat.

Peace out. Signed Slightly (signedslightly@gmail.com)

Bizarre Things You See At Night

Someone asked me, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen while outside at night? I had a few things but I also reached out to some friends and was surprised by some of them. Thought I’d share a few just for fun.

I saw a person walking down the highway at night wearing a football helmet and a bathrobe. Even creepier was the time I happen to notice tiny hands clinging to the inside of a sewer grate. My first thought was WTF, It lives in my town. I then realized it was a raccoon. That was creepy.

I once found a dead body in a park. Well ok ,when the police came it was a man that passed out drunk on the sidewalk but initially I thought I’d found a dead body. There was the time I came down the road to our house, came over a small hill and damn near ran into a bull standing in the road at 2am. Since this was a very residential neighborhood, I had decided to give up drinking till the neighbor mentioned his bull getting out a few days later. Never knew he had cows.

My best yet was one we’ve seen a number of times. Once I would have thought poor bastard doesn’t have a car. Twice and I would have thought he must be moving but we’ve now seen him 5 times over the last couple of years and always at night. The guy rides down our street on a bicycle carrying a large flat screen tv. We’re talking at least 32 in. One day I wanna stop him and ask about the TV.

Friends had even weirder ones. One was walking about 10 pm. Man ran by him with a rifle, motioned him to be quiet and kept going down the sidewalk. Another passed a woman walking down he sidewalk wearing a white blouse and nothing else. No pants no panties, etc. He called the police and turns out she was sleep walking.

One friend told about walking home one evening and felt someone behind her. She turned quickly and thought she saw someone dart behind a tree. Stood there about 2 minutes and some man just casually walks out from behind the tree like it was normal. She ran the rest of the way home.

Another friend passed a man standing along the road fishing. Had his rod and reel and was casting and slowly reeling it back in. What made it strange is there was no water anywhere near him. One friend came home late one night and it was obvious someone sat on his porch , had a few beers and smoked a few cigarettes. I suggested likely a friend waited for him to get home but got tired and left. None of his friends smoke.

I saved the best for last. A friend in PA said they have a neighbor that comes out almost nightly after midnight, climbs the telephone pole at the end of their street and just watches the neighborhood for a few hours. They called and checked, he does not work for the power company. They haven’t called police as he seems harmless.

Peace out fellow watchers. Signed Slightly (signedslightly@gmail.com)

Where Do You Get These Ideas?

You know, we all have weird habits we adhere to even though we know they are unusual. We all likely have some habits that we don’t discuss in public. Social media has changed all that. People feel the need to talk about anything. That’s how I wandered onto the subject of butt hole bleaching. If you’re my age, you probably read that thinking it’s a typo but no, it’s a real thing. Bleaching your butt hole so it looks whiter. I honestly think this has to have started with the porn industry. We all know you you see a butt hole at least every 2 minutes in a porn film but do you really notice what color it is? If you did, does it really matter?

When I was a 20 something there was no internet so this may have been going on and we just never knew about it. With twitter, reddit (internet site for asking questions) and other social media, it’s now a public topic. What I have to wonder is does it really matter what color your ass hole is? Even if you’re into anal sex, is your partner having a close up inspection in advance and going oh, sorry can’t plunder there as the skin is just too dark for me? Instead of risking someone commenting over your butt hole color you can now wax then apply bleach to your actual hole. Call me old school but hmmmm, hell no. I personally have no idea what color my butthole is and my spouse has never commented on it but if they ever do, I think we have larger issues to discuss.

If you think this is weird, wait till you see the other ideas I ran across researching this. Assholes aren’t enough. Men are bleaching their scrotums. Yes their nut sacs. Women are bleaching their lips and nipples. And by lips I mean the ones below the waistline. If you’re not into home waxing or bleaching, you can get the latest spa treatment called a Vajacial. I bet you read it here first. The spa with gladly prop up your honey pot then clean it, wax it, reclean with an antibacterial solution then apply a mask and bleach your bum hole to make you all fresh and tidy. If you’re a waxer of the nether regions you can even get Vazazzles. What is that you ask? Well silly, it’s jewels women can glue on their freshly waxed biscuit. I think strippers need these.

If this isn’t enough to have you wondering what the hell is wrong with people, then you need to know about anal douching. I personally think this is likely very similar to butt chugging (see previously article). The thought process (so I’ve read) is to make you all clean and shiny for your next joystick meets cornhole adventure. You can even have a CDB anal douche which includes a suppository of CDB oil which works over a period of hours to release cannibas into your bunghole and relax it to make bum fun nicer for everyone involved.

I never thought of Slightly as a prude by any means. My life has ranged from normal to slightly weird to the downright bizarre but I have no desire to bleach balls, vaginas, nipples or my chocolate starfish but then again I’m not into anal douching either unless it’s with bourbon. That I might consider, but I’m undecided so far.

Let’s be honest. 90% of all this is a marketing campaign. They invented products that sell like crazy and the are designed to resolve problems you didn’t even know you had. I asked a couple of medical professionals and bottom line, good daily hygiene is all you need. Ladies your penis fly trap is self cleaning so a daily shower is all it takes. Stop shoving chemicals up there to solve a problem you don’t have. Have a smell you don’t like, I have heard Lume is amazing for that. Men your bratwurst and beans are the same. A daily shower is adequate. Here’s a hint I have heard though. If your willy is not the size you might want, try a little manscaping. Apparently trimming the weeds makes the tree look larger.

Peace out my semi-normal readers. Signed Slightly (signedslightly@gmail.com)

Sexual Confusion or Begging For Attention

When I was growing up we were taught don’t talk about sex, don’t have sex without being married and God forbid you were a woman as you were told not to enjoy sex unless you were some deviant or loose woman. Then we had the sexual revolution of the 60’s and 70’s and people decided they should be free to experiment, have causal sex and women weren’t embarrassed to say they enjoyed it as much as men. Women were now almost demanding orgasms as a civil right. I have to admit this also brought about the drugs that we now have a real problem with in this country although I can’t say the 2 are related.

But people enough already. I’m so sick of all the new “genders” and sexual preferences I have to hear about. Big Google article today is NY governor’s daughter comes out a “demi-sexual”. First I thought WTF is that then I thought wait, I don’t actually care. Sleep with who ever and what ever you want. Why is it a news story? Where is the news story on Joe Biden or Donald Trump – President sleeps with wife, news at 11:00? Why is it only news if you are behaving in an abnormal manner? And don’t even start the hate mail, it is abnormal. You can say you were born attracted to the same sex but you weren’t born attracted to both sexes, or wanting to be legally declared a female yet you have a penis so you can compete against women instead of men in sporting events. By the way, ever notice there aren’t women out there demanding to compete in men’s sports? Just saying.

It’s time to go back to a country with some morals and a society that understands that No you do not have a right to know everybody’s business. What you do in your bedroom belongs there – in your bedroom. Stop inventing sexual preference terms to explain your behavior. Just because you want to do something abnormal giving it a name won’t make it normal or legitimate. I’m not buying demi-sexual, co-sexual, bi-sexual, gender fluid, etc. If you sleep with the opposite sex you’re heterosexual, if you sleep with the same sex you’re homosexual, if you have a vagina you’re a woman and a penis you’re a man. Just because you give abnormal behavior a name doesn’t make it normal. You can’t sleep with a monkey, a dog or a sheep then call it normal because someone gives it a label. Please don’t tell me if there already is a name for it,

But here is my thought on it. If your sex life stayed in your bedroom where it belongs, you wouldn’t have to worry about any of this. I know you think it should be public knowledge but really, no one gives a crap where you dip your stick or who licks your wick except for the fact that we are forced to hear about it. Slightly passed the 50 year old mark a long time ago and I’ve never felt the need to discuss or God forbid advertise my relations with my spouse. It stays in my bedroom.

Peace out fellow gender solid Americans. Signed Slightly (signedslightly@gmail.com)

Personal Medical Discussions

It’s very rare Slightly goes to the store, but sometimes it can’t be avoided. I’m not anti-shopping but I am anti assholes so I avoid the masses in places like Wal-Mart whenever I can. With my schedule it is just easier to buy online or pull in, pick up and go. No, I am not one of those Covid crazies, I have used these methods long before Covid was ever “invented”.

However, occasionally there comes a time when I do have to stop at a store once or twice a year because I need something and forgot to order it. Thankfully it is very rare especially with all this mask bullshit. This weekend was one of those occasions where I had to stop. I tell you, it was almost worth the annoyance.

I walked into Dollar General because I forgot dog food and it allows me to avoid Wallyworld while I wait for the Chewy delivery. As I walked in the clerk stopped ringing up a customer and yelled across the store – “excuse me you need to wear a mask”. Condemn me if you must but Slightly hasn’t worn a mask since this insanity started except for one hotel visit so I casually said “medical exemption” and walked on. Now I saw she wanted to ask but quickly decided not to, but I only made it about 3 feet before a woman (I’m sure her name was Karen), walked up to me and said what medical condition do you have that you can’t wear a mask? Of course 3 others stopped to hear the conversation. Normally Slightly would just walk away and ignore the ignorant woman but it had been a long day of dealing with unhappy people so I just as casually said oh wow, do you have breast implants? Her mouth fell open. Before she could respond I asked the guy standing next to her if he was being treated for penil disfunction or ED. I’m not going to lie, for a split second I thought he was going to punch me. As the lady opened her mouth I quickly said oh and do you get UTI’s from sex? One person that had stopped to listen when she initially approached me nearly had a heart attack trying not to laugh while the other stood there with his mouth hanging open.

The man with her finally recovered himself enough to ask, and I quote “what the fuck is wrong with you”. So I said, I’m sorry I thought we were having a personal discussion on medical and health issues and I was just curious if you had trouble getting or keeping an erection, especially with the size of her boobs. I will say I am Slightly (lol) amazed I didn’t get beat up in Dollar General. I think if we had not had a handful of on lookers laughing themselves silly, I probably would have but then that is why Slightly is always armed and dangerous. As I walked away, I heard him tell the woman this is why you need to mind your own damn business. That was good for another laugh itself but I think Slightly better avoid stores till this crap is over.

So people, mind your own business. If you are afraid of getting Covid stay home, wear a mask, hide from society. Do whatever you need to do to make yourself feel safe but PLEASE stop bothering the rest of us.

Peace out fellow annoyed Americans. Signed Slightly (signedslightly@gmail.com)

PS – have an idea for a blog post or want my opinion on a particular issue feel free to email me.

Driving Tips – Courtesy of Slightly

I’ve had to make a few trips this past week or so and it made me realize that most, if not all, drivers, need a refresher course. I have seen bad drivers, lazy drivers and drivers with no acknowledge of what’s legal and what isn’t, but I tell you people, we are in an age of just plain damn dumb, don’t give a shit drivers.

So after almost 50 years of driving and a rather large number of court mandated defensive driving classes, I feel capable of providing some excellent driving tips. So in order to aid the general public, I have put together a list of Slightly driving tips. NOTE: These are just tips and I am in no way responsible for bad driving or your part.

Tip 1 (the most important): Your vehicle is not a play toy. Don’t drive like it is. It is a 2,000 plus pound vehicle capable of causing mass destruction.

Tip 2: Don’t piss off the driver in front of you because as I stated, he’s in front of you. If I’m driving the posted speed or over, don’t fly up behind me (or anyone), hit your brakes and then proceed to ride my bumper or worse, flash your lights for me to move or go faster. If I was going to drive faster, I would have been driving faster when you reached me. Sitting on my bumper or flashing your headlights at me will more than likely result in you going even slower than the posted speed. This is extremely true at night. If you wanna turn on your brights and blind me in all my mirrors, I will likely feel the need to drive about 10-15 miles under the posted speed just to be cautious.

Tip 3: If you are 10 mph or more under the posted speed, MOVE. Pull off the road and let people by before you cause a huge backup of irate drivers. If you are 10 mph or more under the posted speed you are not a cautious driver, you a a hazard on the road. If you are uncomfortable driving 60 in a 60 mph area, take a different route, don’t piss everyone off by driving along at 45.

Tip 4: Take your foot off the damn brake. If you are not stopping, quit putting your foot on the brake every 30 seconds. If you’re slowing down, don’t start braking a mile before you get there. If you are so close to the car in front of you that you have to ride the brake, see tip #2 and back the hell up.

Tip 5: Merge lanes in construction areas. Don’t be that asshole that flies past everyone or purposely gets in the merge lane to get further ahead. Most drivers are like Slightly, if you pull that bullshit you will hit every cone on the road before I let you pull in front of me because you saw the same sign I did a mile ago.

Tip 6: Enough with slamming on brakes and/or slowing down to 5 miles an hour every time you see an officer on the side of the road. Stop being a gawker and mind your business before people are gawking at you. Unless you see a relatives car involved in that accident or a severed head laying in the road, drive on and mind your own damn business. Just remember, every traffic jamb starts with one asshole, don’t be that asshole.

Tip 7: Blinkers. Shut up. I know some smart ass reading this has a comment but let’s be honest. There is a reason they came on the car, free of charge. There is a reason the replacement bulbs only costs a few dollars. Unless it’s against some crazy religion of yours – USE THE FREAKING BLINKER. Well, unless you’re not turning or changing lanes. In that case, turn it off. Unless you’re deaf the radio is too loud if you can’t hear that annoying blinky noise as you drive along oblivious that you are pissing off everyone behind that doesn’t know if they should be prepared to stop or not.

Tip 8: Here are some quickies that should be self explanatory but apparently they aren’t: If you see reverse lights and walk behind a car. You are the idiot, not the guy driving. The on ramp is to allow you to get up to speed so you can merge with cars driving 70. Speed up, and stop causing problems. If you drive under the speed limit stop flipping off people who pass you. Again, you are the problem.

Tip 9: These come right after tip number 1. Pay attention when you are driving. Red lights mean stop, stop signs don’t mean slow down and roll through and PLEASE GET OFF YOUR PHONES. YOU DON’T NEED TO CHECK FACEBOOK OR EMAILS WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING.

Tip 10: My final tip is for parents. Monitor your kids driving. If you know they are in the car at certain times, ask to see the cell phone when they get home. Were there calls or texts made while you know they were driving? If so how about some discipline and restrict their future driving for a while.

I hope this helps some of you nut jobs currently on the road. I know you’re out there, I encounter you on a daily basis. If you know an idiot driver, feel free to share these tips.

Peace out fellow fed up drivers. Signed Slightly. (signedslightly@gmail.com)

Saving the Planet

Someone asked me recently about my car or SUV if you prefer the technical term. She wondered about my gas mileage and wasn’t I worried about saving the planet. When I said “hell no, in fact I want to die leaving the largest carbon footprint possible”, the look on her face was priceless. I mean MasterCard commercial priceless. She went on the usual rant of these climate change nutballs and told me all the reasons I need to be more responsible.

Does she mean more responsible like the politicians and business mogels that fly their private jets to the climate conferences each year? Or more responsible like the idiots that manufacture electric cars – you know the ones that are charged with diesel powered generators? Or those states that installed hundreds and hundreds of giant wind turbines to generate “clean energy”? Those same wind turbines that have non-biodegradable, non-recyclable blades that were designed for 20-25 year life span yet are replaced about every 10 years with better designs? Those same blades are currently overflowing landfills in many states. Funny if you do your research, you’ll find those same wind turbines have a life span of about 20 years and take about 15 years to pay for themselves. You know damn well someone in politics came up with these things. Talk about stupidity.

I’m told the average US citizen has a carbon footprint of about 16 tons in his lifetime. I personally would like to leave this world with one of about 42. After all, the answer to life and everything in it is 42. If you don’t know the that reference, you’ve missed reading an excellent book.

So to all those asking don’t you care about climate change, the answer is hell no. To all those that say what about your kids and grandkids. Well my kids are 40 and I’m almost positive the earth will outlive them. I do not have grandkids so I have no need to save the planet.

Just a word of advice – those of you that worry so much about saving the planet better get a lot more worried about getting right with Jesus, cause I’m sure you’ll see him a lot sooner than you’ll see all this climate change bullshit.

Peace out fellow air breathing, carbonites. Signed Slightly (signedslightly@gmail.com)

Dating Today

I see women today and I have to wonder what happened to your self-esteem, your self worth? They are dating and/or planning to marry men that have no job, no car and no prospects. What amazes me even more are the women that come over, pick your lazy ass up and drive you around. I have talked to women that meet men, date only a few months and are then supplementing that man’s income. Are you dumb? Every women deserves better than that. Grown men that need a momma are out there, beware.

Do men have no shame anymore? Are women so desperate to have “a man” that they accept one that can’t even support himself? Don’t get me wrong. While Slightly is old school and believes when dating a man should take you out, I do realize that times have changed. Women have moved into the work force and are financially independent. I see nothing wrong with them taking turns who pays or women occasionally paying, but if you’re on a first date and you asked her out, pay for the date or you’re a sorry bastard. If you suggest she share the bill I wouldn’t likely be planning what to do on your second date cause there won’t be one. If you can’t afford to buy her dinner, don’t ask her out. Remember the good old days of making a good first impression?

That being said, I need to talk to you 30 something men that haven’t grown up yet. You know who you are, the ones still spending every free moment playing video games. The ones that have an amazing women and she’s on the back shelf so you have time to devote to Call of Duty number 5 or even worse, you can’t find one dumb enough to date you. In case you aren’t aware, here are a couple of phrases you are never going to hear . . . .

Nothing is sexier than 30 year old man that plays video games

When I grow up I wanna marry a man addicted to video games.

If you are over 30 and living at home, you need to grow up, get a place of your own and a life. If you’re over 30, live at home and play video games daily, you’re chance of finding love and getting married must be like 2%. It will sound harsh and your mom probably doesn’t wanna say it, but grow your sorry ass up. Women don’t find it attractive, I know I have asked. Many kind of pity you and dude, when a women pities you the chance of getting her in the sheets is about ZERO.

If you don’t take my suggestion and leave video game playing to a hour once a week or just to tune out few minutes after work, do yourself a favor. Get an excellent job cause you’ll likely have to pay for sex most of your adult.

You’re welcome. Signed Slightly (signedslightly@gmail.com).