Ode To The Toilet Paper

Driving home I thought out a little ditty and figured I’d share.

Damn toilet paper you’ve become so hard to find, but we keep searching as we need a clean behind.

My frustration has reached its limit, and I think the shortage is just one huge gimmick.

But I’ll have to keep looking because not to be crass, but my spouse is tired of smelling my stinky ass.

Peace out fellow searchers. Signed Slightly.

signedslightly@gmail.com

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