Someone emailed me and asked if they could get my opinion or as they put it “my deep personal thoughts” on a few issues. Said it helps to know someone better. Well, being Slightly, I of course said sure, email them to me. I read these thinking, damn they have too much free time or are really nosy. But why not. Here you go.
Are you living a meaningful life? Hmmm to who? I mean to have as much insanity in my life as I can until they bury me or commit me, whichever comes first.
What is one thing in life you can’t live without? Probably bourbon. Ok it’s actually God, my family and bourbon, in that order.
Is it better to be honest or thoughtful? That’s a dumb question. If your wife says does my ass look fat in these jeans do you think you really should say yes. If so immediately call your divorce lawyer. If your husband says do I have a small dick he is not looking to hear, well yes dear. If you think yes, he’ll likely have a girlfriend soon.
If you could ask one person anything and get an honest answer what would it be? That’s easy. I’d have to ask Monica Lewinsky if she really blew that creep Bill Clinton.
What’s something that overwhelms you? People. In general they suck and ask stupid questions.
What instantly makes you smile? My sister.
What’s your funeral look like? Oh I have had this planned for years. I prefer a cremation but I’d like a friend to attend during the cremation, not say a word and just wait while wearing a grim reaper outfit and drinking bourbon.
What do you want your last words to be? It’s a toss up. Limited Mental Capacity or Signed Slightly.
So thoughtful reader, I hope I have answered your questions. I tried to be as honest as possible and I hope you feel you know me better.
Peace out fellow questioners. Signed Slightly.