Face Masks And The Economy

With all the new regulations in place and those coming in with creepy Biden next month, I got to wondering how some industries must really be hard pressed to make it work.

Bars and restaurants were closed for months. Then they could open with limited seating. Now they are open with social distancing programs in place. This has to have made it difficult to stay in business. But you gotta wonder how some reopened.

What about strip clubs? It’s damn hard to social distance for a $50 lap dance and that woman on a pole ain’t getting too many tips in her panties if she stays 6 feet away. I’m supposed to believe I’ll get Covid at a club but only after 10pm or I’ll get Covid but only from people that come within 5 feet of me but stick a beaver in my face and all is well with the world. Forget hand santizier, find out what they are washing those beavers with to make them safe. Has anyone really tested Covid to see if it can pass from a hoo ha in your face vs. someone breathing on you? Did someone volunteer for the test cause I I know people who’d get in line. Obviously not me.

Wonder if I could invent beaver masks and make money? Cover your snatch with some flimsy hot mask and the dance continues. I’m already thinking of what I can call them. Vaginal veils, beaver badges, cootchie covers, the list goes on.

Peace out fellow inventors. If you don’t hear from me soon, I’ll be in development. Signed Slightly.

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