I am trying so hard to go back to funny blog writing, but with the idiots in this country dumb enough to stand up and talk on a daily basis, I can’t help writing about it.
Last week I talked about Florida’s parental rights law. Damn I still think we all need to move to Florida. This law says you can not talk to children under 3rd grade about sexual preference, gender, etc. Ok first, it’s a crying shame we need that law. Don’t talk to my 8th or 9th grader about it either. I will decide when my kids need to learn this stuff. We don’t teach non-binary or gender fluid in my house. But I digress, I already wrote about that.
As I’m sure you’ve heard, people are leaving NY in droves because of all the covid restrictions, crime, etc. But have you seen the new campaign from the NY mayor to get people to come back? NY mayor Eric Adams wants his taxpayers back. He is actually advertising in Florida to come back and we’ll let you say gay. He’s using the propaganda the opponents to the bill were and calling it the don’t say gay bill, although it doesn’t mention that word anywhere in the bill.
So, to get you to move back you can say gay, but you’ll have to apologize for calling “birthing people” mothers, you’ll have a considerable higher chance of having your child assaulted by repeat offenders as that crime is on the rise. You’ll have human shit rubbed in your face on the subway or told get the vaccine or don’t work but at least you can say gay, oh and pay insane state income tax rates. Seems like a fair exchange if you’re New York’s mayor. But hey stay where you are. I might wanna move to Florida and there is only so much room.
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